If you blinked, you missed it.
The Tesla Plaid Pickleball Paddle by Selkirk has officially earned its place in pickleball lore, the kind of gear drop that sells out in hours, spawns a thousand memes, and quietly fuels a very real resale market.
The first run? Gone in about three hours .
The second run? Even more limited.
Retail price? $350 (gulp).
Which brings us to the good news: we’re giving one away.
No credit card. No checkout panic. Just enter below and let the pickleball gods do their thing.
Tesla Pickleball Paddle
Tesla and Selkirk Made a Pickleball Paddle
Years in the making, the USAP-approved, limited-edition collab nobody saw coming drops today and comes packed with a slew of new tech and features
The Dink Pickleball Alex E. Weaver
The Tech Behind the Tesla Paddle On paper, the tech stack is wild. On court, it feels… unmistakably different.
Here’s what’s packed into the Tesla Plaid Paddle:
Full-foam core (no polymer honeycomb here) Edgeless, elongated shape tuned for airflow and acceleration Integrated MOI Tuning System (borrowed and refined from Selkirk’s Boomstik) Two-ply carbon fiber face for control InfiniGrit Surface for longer-lasting spin TPU Power Ring designed to reduce vibration and stabilize the face over time How does it actually play? We know what you’re really asking.
Independent paddle reviewer John Kew put the paddle through a full testing battery, and the results were… spicy:
Spin: Nearly 2,500 RPM (yes, that’s elite) Swing weight:... FULL ARTICLE FOUND ON: https://www.thedinkpickleball.com/were-giving-away-the-tesla-pickleball-paddle-yes-that-one/
